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SirNoobalot
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i will post new questions every day, but of course there must be rules :O

standard rules just to put em out there:
1. posts must be 7 words long and be at least somewhat relevant to topic
2.Spamming,trolling,flaming, targeting, or just being a general d!ck will not be tolerated.
3.You can go on Tangents, but PG-13 please
4. You are in no way obligated to answer every question, but no being choppy ( i.e post answer to 1 question followed by answer to next question in a double post). This is just procrastinating, GIT'R DONE.

First questions:
1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?
2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
3. Dogs or cats?
4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

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Zaork
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1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?

Yes quite often.

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Still up for discussion apparently but check out my opinion here.

3. Dogs or cats?

Both. Dogs are great to party with. Cats are good to cuddle.

4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

Art is the winner.
Freakenstein
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There can only be one person who put a Kirby on her thread. It must be Moo--SirNoobalot...nevermind XD

1. Yes, quite often. I only use cell phones when I'm away.

2. Chicken!

3. Cats.

4. I think The Ultimate Showdown featured Mr. Rogers as the winner, so...

BenTheBozer
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1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?
Yes I have, but I don't seem to use them as much as I have a mobile phone.

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Well I used this picture in the other thread about this so I'm using it again.
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac312/BenTheBozer/the-chicken-and-the-egg.jpg

3. Dogs or cats?
I am more of a dog man myself but I do enjoy a bit of a pussy here and there.

4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?
Chuck Norris of course he is just the best hands down.

Zega
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2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, that's obvious! DUH, DUMMY!
iMogwai
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1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?

Yeah, lots of times.

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken. I see it this way:

If a chicken was cloned or something, it would still be a chicken, right? That means a chicken doesn't necessarily have to come from an egg to be considered a chicken. However, an egg has to be laid by a chicken to be considered a chicken egg. So the first chicken's mother was not a chicken, meaning the egg was not a chicken egg in my opinion, regardless of whether the mutations happened in the egg or after.


3. Dogs or cats?

Impossible to tell. Some cats are awesome, some are jerks. Some dogs are awesome, some are chihuahuas. I'll have to meet the cat/dog to decide if I like it.

4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

Neither. If they ever fought, the world would break, killing them both and everyone else on it.

Pazx
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2. The Chicken, its a scientific fact


Are you such a freaking moron that saying "its a scientific fact" after whatever you say makes it true? Evidence would of been alright.

However, an egg has to be laid by a chicken to be considered a chicken egg


I'd say it's a chicken egg if it had a chicken inside but whatever >_>

My opinion on the matter is that the egg came first. Some ancient chickenlike creature would be evolving and it could be really close to the chicken. It would lay an egg that through evolution would hatch as a chicken, so the egg came before the chicken but after the pre-evolved life form?

Oh, and
1. Yes
3. Both
4. Neither?
1337Player
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1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?

Yes.
2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken and the egg.
3. Dogs or cats?

Both.
4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

Look at Freakenstien's answer.
Joe96
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1.Umm, yes I have
2.Both are made at the same time
3.Dogs
4.Chuck Norris would be defeated...but he would win (that's just what he does)

SirNoobalot
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OK! (>^o^)>

Round 2!

1. If i try to fail and fail, then do i win?
2. How many time have you... had a pop (soda) O_O.
3. 3 pigs walk into a bar and eat chicken-flavored pork chops, unknowingly. Does this make them cannibalz?

Pazx
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1. You don't just fail, you make a freaking epic failwin.
2. ITS OVER 9000
3. Chicken flavoured pork chops... wow that sounds delicious and yes they're cannibals. However pork-flavoured chicken wouldn't make them cannibals.

Have you ever seen chicken flavoured pork >_>

1337Player
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1. If i try to fail and fail, then do i win?

No, not exactly.
2. How many time have you... had a pop (soda) O_O.

Many times.
3. 3 pigs walk into a bar and eat chicken-flavored pork chops, unknowingly. Does this make them cannibalz?

Yes.

What kind of questions are these?
JoZhur
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pigs walk into a bar and eat chicken-flavored pork chops, unknowingly. Does this make them cannibalz?

No.

SirNoobalot
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Mk a few more:

What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

( hypoth) If God sneezed, what would you say to him???

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What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???


Try going on an Easyjet flight, probably something like that.

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???


Because bankers are wankers.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?


didn't even know a parkway was a thing?

( hypoth) If God sneezed, what would you say to him???


Get on my pink unicorn, get my driver Paddy the leprechaun to ride me up to god's purple glittery cloud then left hook him.
1337Player
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What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???

It would look like a very weird chair.
Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???

I don't know. Why don't you file a complaint?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

The human mind is just ironic like that.
( hypoth) If God sneezed, what would you say to him???

"Thanks for making a worldwide hurricane with your snot." >.>
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