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SirNoobalot
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i will post new questions every day, but of course there must be rules :O

standard rules just to put em out there:
1. posts must be 7 words long and be at least somewhat relevant to topic
2.Spamming,trolling,flaming, targeting, or just being a general d!ck will not be tolerated.
3.You can go on Tangents, but PG-13 please
4. You are in no way obligated to answer every question, but no being choppy ( i.e post answer to 1 question followed by answer to next question in a double post). This is just procrastinating, GIT'R DONE.

First questions:
1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?
2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
3. Dogs or cats?
4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

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CommanderDude7
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What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???[/qoute]
Odd I suppose

[quote]Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???

Because banks are full of d-bags.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Life is funny like that.

hypoth) If God sneezed, what would you say to him???

You bless you.
Negfinity
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What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???


A backwards chair. (I think)

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???


I don't know

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Because for safety.

If God sneezed, what would you say to him???


I bless you (if you're religious)
locoace3
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What would a chair look like if human knees bent the other way???

look like a long bottomed U

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficent funds fee that they know you don't even have???

they're greedy A--holes

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

that sounds like a question if your high >.> o.o


( hypoth) If God sneezed, what would you say to him???


silly flying spaghetti monsters don't sneeze RAmen
Freakenstein
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1. Epic failing an epic fail equals a win. It's in the rules of the internet.

2. I couldn't count how many, really.

3. Yes it does, and it would lure me so easily if they had steak-and-mesquite flavored human chops.

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1. I think an EasyJet flight can explain that better for you.

2. LEARN THE RULES! *points*

3. Dayum. Hope you don't think of the question I'm thinking. That would NEVER be solved.... at least not correctly...some peoples' heads would explode because it's so hard to solve.

4. GOD BLESHYU

MoonFairy
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1. If you failed at failing, wouldn't it depend on which exact situation you were failing at? If you Failed to Fail, then it means you won. If you want to fail, and you did fail, then you still win. get it?
2. about a billion. Oh wait, a billion and one. =D
3. DEFINE-
1. the eating of human flesh by another human being.
2. the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of its own kind.
3. the ceremonial eating of human flesh or parts of the human body for magical or religious purposes, as to acquire the power or skill of a person recently killed.
4. the act of pecking flesh from a live fowl by a member of the same flock.
5. the removal of parts, equipment, assets, or employees from one product, item, or business in order to use them in another.
6. the acquisition and absorption of smaller companies by a large corporation or conglomerate.
So yeah dey be cannibalz. Unless you are making a new word, cannibalz, then you would need ot let us know the definition of your new word so we can form an opinion based of actual factual fact-ness.

knight_34
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1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?


Yes. What kind of question is this? Why don't you ask kids in twenty years?

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


Both.

3. Dogs or cats?


Dooocatts.. Cccc.. I dunno. I love 'em both.

4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?


I don't care.

1. If i try to fail and fail, then do i win?[quote]

You may succeed at what you have been aiming for yet the results will probably hurt more than the satisfaction will please. Sometimes.

[quote]2. How many time have you... had a pop (soda) O_O.


I have had less than half a glass today.

3. 3 pigs walk into a bar and eat chicken-flavored pork chops, unknowingly. Does this make them cannibalz?

[/quote]

Technically yes, if you accept cannibalism to include a creature's consumption of the parts or entirety of another of its own species. I remember my grandpa feeding chicken to a chicken.
knight_34
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Oh, come on!

1.Have you EVER used a landline telephone?


Yes. What kind of question is this? Why don't you ask kids in twenty years?

2.Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


Both.

3. Dogs or cats?


Dooocatts.. Cccc.. I dunno. I love 'em both.

4.Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T .... epic showdown? the Victor?

I don't care.

1. If i try to fail and fail, then do i win?


You may succeed at what you have been aiming for yet the results will probably hurt more than the satisfaction will please. Sometimes.

2. How many time have you... had a pop (soda) O_O.

I have had less than half a glass today.

3. 3 pigs walk into a bar and eat chicken-flavored pork chops, unknowingly. Does this make them cannibalz?


Technically yes, if you accept the definition cannibalism to include a creature's consumption of the parts or entirety of another of its own species. I remember my grandpa feeding chicken to a chicken.
xKimchix
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1. Actually, If you tried to fail and fail, you don't win. It's basically if you tried to fail, but it turned out to be a win, then you failed at failing.

2. About once or twice a week, I drink other things most of the time.

3. Yes, because when your a cannibal you eat your own species. Because the pigs ate the same species (pork) as them, their considered a cannibal. No exceptions.

MoonFairy
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If you tried to fail and fail, you don't win.

The question was, If I tried to fail, and I failed, is it a win.
SO yeah it is a win. You WANT to fail, and you FAILED. So you WIN because you got the wanted end.
knight_34
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I see the context of a failure in his question as something contemptibly laughable... Real failure is not achieving an intended goal. If you try to "fail" and you do so, you are actually succeeding.

These days people tend to use fail in an informal context to refer to anything embarrassingly or whatever.

SirNoobalot
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Mk a few more before i go to bed n schule....

4.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
5.Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "After light"???
6.Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
7.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
8. if pro and con are opposites, then wouldn't Congress be the opposite of [i]progress[i]?????

locoace3
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4.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


*shutters* no



5.Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "After light"???


cause it's after the darkness begins


6.Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


animal vegetarians can go cry in a corner

7.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Thesaurus!

8. if pro and con are opposites, then wouldn't Congress be the opposite of [i]progress[i]????


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SirNoobalot
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Thesaurus!


Thesaurus is for verbs u n00b! dictionary is for nouns, adjectives, adverbs, etc.
SirNoobalot
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Thesaurus!


A theaurus is for verbs u n00b! Dictionary is for nouns, adjectives, conjunctions, etc.
knight_34
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4.Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


No.

5.Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "After light"???


I don't know.

6.Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


I wouldn't interfere. Let it be, let it be.

7.If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?


There is more than one dictionary in the world.

8. if pro and con are opposites, then wouldn't Congress be the opposite of progress?????


What are you?
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