Dungeons & Dragons, the oldest RPG in the world, and also one of the easiest to play/run.This is 3.5 D&D, not 4th edition,The First Adventure I shall be running is called "Crown of the Kobold King" This game is pretty much a "Generic Fantasy RPG" set in the Forbidden Realms (Drizzt the Drow ring any bells?). you start at [b]1st level.
ClassFighter,Rouge,Wizard,Cleric, or pick one from book, see below) Level:1 Level Equivalency:2(for level adjustment +1 characters) Attributes:Strength(Str), Dexterity(Dex),Constitution(Con),Intelligence(Int),Wisdom(Wis),Charisma(Cha)
Attribute Bonusessee below) all start at 8,25 points(just do 15-18=1 for experienced players, it's pretty balanced)
Saves:Fortitude(Con),Reflex(Dex),Will(Wis) (see below) Hit points:10(Fighter)8(Cleric)6(Rogue)4(Wizard)+Con Bonus AttackBase Attack Bonus+Str Bonus(Dex bonus for ranged, see below) Damagebased on weapon + Str bonus 2-handed x 1.5 Str Bonus, see below) Armor Class(AC):10+Dex Bonus+Armor+Misc(see below) Featssee below) Skillssee below) Equipment:300 gp and Adventurer's Kit(with everything you need like bedrolls and rations and so on) (see below)
I have a PDF of the Player's Handbook, which I will e-mail to you if you don't have a copy, you don't need to memorize it or anything, but it would help to have it handy for this game.If you want to play another race,then No level adjustments above +1.If you give me a good reason to play a race that's not +1 level adjustment I might let you. If you want a different class, just ask(I know all classes for 3.5).
Rules not Used: -There is no Armor Class Penalty. -There is no Encumberence, but please be realistic(no portable rams). -There will not be any Racial Bonuses to anything other than starting attributes. -To Simplify the Arcane Check Penalty, Wizards cannot wear armor period. -all Spells are allowed, but I will only list Evocation spells for Wizards and Healing Spells for Clerics in this forum as they are the most martial spells.
"FOR QUICK-PLAY CHARACTERS!" Feats- Your feat(s) will be: (Fighter)Power Attack(-1 Atk,+1 Dam),Cleave(immediatly take another attack if you kill your target, you will need high Str) (Rouge)Stealthy(+2 Hide/Move Silently) (Cleric)Improved Turning(+4 to Turn Result) (Wizard)Spell Focus: Evocation (Human)Toughness (+3 HP, this is if your race is human and is in addition to your class feat)
Skills- Your skills will be equal to 4+mods(I'll handle it), you get 1 bonus skill for every point of Int bonus, your starting skills are: (Fighter) Intimidate, Heal (Rogue) Hide, Move Silently, Open Lock, Disable Device,Sense Motive, Bluff, Appraise, Pick Pocket, (Cleric)Diplomacy,Spellcraft,Knowledge(Religion),Heal (Wizard)Spellcraft,Knowledge(Arcana)
Equipment- your starting equipment equipment is: (Fighter)Greatsword(2-12) or Longsword and Large Steel Shield(+2 AC), Breastplate(+5 AC,Max Dex Bonus +3),and a potion of Cure Light Wounds(1-8+1 hitpoints) (Rougue)Thieves Tools,Short Sword(1-6),Dagger(1-4),Longbow(1-8, no Str bonus) Studded Leather(+3 AC,Max Dex Bonus +5), (Cleric)Chainmail(+5 AC +2 Max Dex Bonus), Hvy. Mace(1-8), and 4 potions of Cure Light Wounds(1-8+1) (Wizard)Spellbook, 4 scrolls of magic missile(1-4+1),4 potion of Cure Light Wounds and Quarterstaff(1-6) (Halfling/Gnome)Cannot use Large Weapons (Greatsword) and cannot wear or use Large equipment (cannot wear medium creature's armor)
Attribute bonus is equal to +1 for every 2 points above 10. After you pick your class, race, skills, feats, and equipment I will finish the sheet(saves,attack,AC) If you have NO idea what i'm talking about, just google D&D or feel free to ask some questions.
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Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: What? Willie Mays? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: Who's gay? Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days. Cindy: What? Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy: Kind of. Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now? Cindy: Yes. Perfect. Tabitha's Voice: Seven days. Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now. Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now. Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday? Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday? Cindy: Martin Luther King Day. Tabitha's Voice: Then no. Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that.
Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead! CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead? Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That **** would've been redundant. CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! CJ: ****! that's some quantum sh*t right there man! You should be teaching classes!
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Brenda Meeks: [the TV is acting weird and turns on after Brenda turns it off. Finally she unplugs and when it turns on again, it shows a creepy black and white image of Tabitha getting out of a well] Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they *ss beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole. [the TV starts leaking] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, the TV's leaking. Cindy... Cindy something's wrong here. [Tabitha comes out slowly as Brenda backs away. Tabitha empties her ears with water] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this b*tch is messin' up my floor! [Tabitha creeps slowly for Brenda] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, Help me! Cindy: [Cindy is busy in the kitchen and is refusing to believe Brenda after she tricked her so many times] I'm not listening. Brenda Meeks: [Tabitha gets closer to Brenda when Brenda punches her down] Get up you little ugly b*tch. C'mon, let me see what you got. What you gonna do? [Tabitha gets up and starts swinging at Brenda while Brenda holds her back by her hair] Brenda Meeks: That's all? [Grabs Tabitha and punches her down] Brenda Meeks: Oooh, I'm whippin' her *ss, Cindy! Yeah, wassup?
I have an announcement. I am moving to Albuquerque by April 28, and when I do, I will be able to run the game again. I still have the module "Crown of the Kobold King", but I have recently acquired several others, so whatever you guys want to do. I was also wondering if anyone was interested in starting another game, run by me, with new characters. I have dozens of mods I can run, so material is not a problem. Oh, btw DBS, WTF is with the rules changes?
