i get paid by my mom to believe true story my cousin was talking about how much santa was giving her this year then i said "i dont believe in santa," then she said "why not?" then my mom sayes "Peter, i believe i owe you some money," so 10 bucks later i believe in santa
I actually met Santa the other day, but he called me a loser, so I called him fat. He started crying and told me that we could never be friends. His elves were really angry at me, so I left.