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Santa is a pedophile and a killer ! He's coat is as red as blood probably the blood of children and he knows when kids are sleeping eating crying or awake. He's like a pedo-bear but even worse. I suggest all kids look themselves and wish for the better cause Santa is coming to town and things aren't going to be very jolly.

Maybe but we can't be sure so just to be safe were your pedo-bear protection suit and if he gives you something be very careful you never know it could a pedo-bear discussed as an elf.

Or maybe he's just a fat man with a red coat giving free gift to kids.

Why are your peoples minds so nasty....why would you think of something like that.

What do you exactly mean by "nasty"? :P

Santa is a pedophile and a killer ! He's coat is as red as blood probably the blood of children and he knows when kids are sleeping eating crying or awake. He's like a pedo-bear but even worse. I suggest all kids look themselves and wish for the better cause Santa is coming to town and things aren't going to be very jolly.



That's what i mean by nasty...

Sorry for that but when Zega brought up blood it made me remember an article about suicide I was reading in school. Sorry.

And to make it up to you I will clean it:

But thats is Santa's evil twin brother Naughty Clause that he is trying to turn good using his love ray and goodness canon and spreading joy and happiness around the world by stopping world hunger and wars.

Is that clean enough ?

Santa is a pedophile and a killer ! He's coat is as red as blood probably the blood of children and he knows when kids are sleeping eating crying or awake. He's like a pedo-bear but even worse. I suggest all kids look themselves and wish for the better cause Santa is coming to town and things aren't going to be very jolly.

Well I did believe..until my mom told me it was her that was putting the presents under the tree and stuff

Scientific explanation for Santa being real.

As proven by south park episode "Imagination land" everything that is imagination is real and do not deserve to be treated differently. So if a kid thinks about Santa then he is imagining Santa therefore making him real.

Science. It wins.

"Santa" goes around the town with firetrucks surrounding him around Christmas.

*Sirens*
"Ooh, come here to the window, [my name], Santa's coming!"
"He got arrested?"

Of course, I just talked to him at the mall. He's a pretty cool guy. ^-^

Of course, I just talked to him at the mall. He's a pretty cool guy

Yes. So did I. He said he would get me some clothes!

I stopped believing in Santa years and years ago but a few Christmases and dictionary-filled stockings later...
ZOMFG how can you guize NOT believe in Santa? There is like, so much evidence for him!!!!!

I actually met Santa the other day, but he called me a loser, so I called him fat. He started crying and told me that we could never be friends. His elves were really angry at me, so I left.