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zonic98
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zonic98
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Simple. Do you believe to Santa? I dont anymore...

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wethead77
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Yeah, I believe in Satan. He's like my BFF. We hang out ev-..... wait, wuh?
Santa? SANTA???? Yeeeeaaahh, he's my BFF too.

Rofegme
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Rofegme
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Dictionary entry of santa:
The monster under the bed.

Seriously, that's real.

darkrai097
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I think that the idea of a fat guy sliding down your chimney and leaving boxes full of who-knows-what is pretty creepy, so no. I do not believe. No offense to believers.

IceClaw247
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I believe in him because he eats all the food I leave him and writes a note in the most complex handwriting I have ever seen also my parents are too lazy to go down stairs at midnight and leave extra presents and eat the food

bacobit
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Yes. So did I. He said he would get me some clothes!


I asked him for a Gibson SG. He said he'd see what he could do... -_-
leo99rules
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My Dad says Santa enjoys a beer not milk.

No joke he said that to me when I was young.

eatmydust166
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eatmydust166
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Of course I do beleive in the christmas creeper! He breaks into my home and give me presents and then steals my food to grow larger and larger! Those poor dear having to carry him around. They ran away so now he has a jet plane... That will probably fail this christmas since he will wake everyone up. MWHAHA!

jjrocks66
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well santa is real he is just your parents lol

MasterAwsuko
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Hmm...So people believe in a 300 lb, jolly red man who makes people of a smaller stature than humans do hard labor to make presents for boys and girls. Then he rides a sleigh attached to reindeer to fly all across the world and deliver said gifts by going down the chimneys of houses. Yet some houses lack chimneys and this is supposed to be the celebration of Jebus's birthday when not everyone is Christian. Yep. Sounds logical that this man exists.

GhostOfMatrix
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Hmm...So people believe in a 300 lb, jolly red man who makes people of a smaller stature than humans do hard labor to make presents for boys and girls. Then he rides a sleigh attached to reindeer to fly all across the world and deliver said gifts by going down the chimneys of houses. Yet some houses lack chimneys and this is supposed to be the celebration of Jebus's birthday when not everyone is Christian. Yep. Sounds logical that this man exists.



You better believe it :P
Tassel
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Yeah, i belive... not.

watermelon245
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watermelon245
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i'll say no your parents actually give you the presents i saw XD

ErikDobelmann
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I never beleived in Santa. My family had to give most of the money towards the war. So every Christmas I got the same thing. A piece of wood and a few cents. I made my piece of wood into varius things, to entertain myself until I was shipped off. I havn't celebrated Christmas much since then.

roxasthenobody
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no, but I believe in satan

Soul99
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Farmer

Yeah,why those presents are under the tree on Christmas???

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