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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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Patrick2011
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Templar

Fortunately, he actually removes the police rather than bring peace.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Unfortunately, that causes endless war and the ones fighting in the war are super duper mad at you for changing the course of events.

Patrick2011
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Templar

Fortunately, MattEmAngel was the changer. I was simply saying that. Therefore, nobody is mad at me.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Unfortunately, you pointed it out to them. And these alternate universe people have the "kill the messenger" mindset. Only, it's "be mad at the messenger" because they think killing people is rather extreme.

Patrick2011
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Templar

Fortunately, this is actually the normal universe, so I am safe.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Unfortunately, this universe is one of trillions of universes, according quantum theory.

Patrick2011
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Templar

Fortunately, the number of universes does not matter as long as we know what universe we are in.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Unfortunately, every thought is a universe in itself. So technically, we're in endless amounts of universes. Picture a world full of clowns. Everyone that just read this post created a new universe with a world full of clowns.

Patrick2011
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Templar

Fortunately, quantum theory can change, so you might be proved wrong.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

unfortunately, that's the main idea behind quantum theory, so that's the least likely thing to change.

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Herald

Fortunately, all these quantum universes were only temporary and later vanishes into thin air.

IceClaw247
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Jester

Unfortunately the quantum universes didn't entirely disappear and created a time portal going back 280 million years ago

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Fortunately, that made for a good movie based off a true story.

Turtelman1234
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Nomad

Fortunately, I lied about it being good. It was actually marked down as the worst movie in history, so people saved money.

Patrick2011
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Templar

Unfortunately, the movie company who made it brainwashed everyone, so they took over the world.

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