Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Fortunately, that was only a small group of people because he happened to show up at a Gojira concert and the rest beat him up and kick him back to wherever he came from.
Unfortunately, you said that everyone's heads exploded, including his, so now everyone is dead and nobody else is left on the planet. Nice. Reeeeeal smooth.
Fortunately, nobody really seems to care too much about Aaron Barrett, and from more valiant efforts of Garth before he passed away in an epic space chase, he made a head re generator and gave everyone one but Aaron Barrett.