Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately, he gets a sudden boost in power level and gets to over 30,000 and uses this power to bring peace to the police force and do the time that he must serve and pay whatever single fine they give him.