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pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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If you could be any element (Air, water, earth, fire) which would it be and why?

For me, fire. The brilliance, elegance, and fierceness that is apart of it is just awesome.

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GhostOfMatrix
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GhostOfMatrix
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Herald

I doubt any of these would work lol. It would be funny to see someone actually tell one of these to someone.

deathopper
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deathopper
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I would never used these unless I want to get smacked in the face lol. I just choose I couple from a randome pick up line site. Here's another one.

Walks up to girl I beat my friends over there that I can start a conversation with you. Want to get a drink with there money?

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

Hey, do you like water? Really? 'cause then you like 70% of me

Nope, that's all I've got.

jkmadman1
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jkmadman1
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Nomad

You said you wouldn't date me unless pigs fly. Now we have swine flu, wanna go out sometime?

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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I doubt any of these would work lol. It would be funny to see someone actually tell one of these to someone.


(Imaginary conversation between some friends)

Kyle: So you to got married wow! Tell us about the first time you guys met!

Group: Ya!! Tell us!

Lisa: Oh alright. Dan why don't you tell them?

Dan: Ok dear. Well I was sitting in Starbucks drinking a mocha when Lisa walked in. I had no idea who she was at the time but I wanted to talk to her so bad. So I mustered up the courage and walked to her, looked her in the eyes, and said "If I rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

Lisa: When he said that, it was the most beautiful and poetic thing anyone had ever said to me

Dan: And since that day we've been in love

Group: .....(whispers) are they..are they serious?..
thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

I may need a crowbar, because I can't take my mind off you!

kooby123
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kooby123
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guy: Did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
Guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven..cuz honey your an angel

Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
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Jester

Better version of the above:

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is seriously f***ed up.

IcyIndia
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IcyIndia
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Nomad

Aww how sweet, Kyouzou...

That made me laugh.

Kyouzou
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Kyouzou
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Jester

Thank you, Thank you

Oddly enough it was told to me by girl.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
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Water... meh, I COULD CONTROL YOUR BLOOD!
And get a drink of water after gym class.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
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Nomad

Ahh, crud... meh. I don't know any pick-up lines.

But... EPIC FAIL FOR ME.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
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Nomad

Oh... I got one.

Geek Version 1.0

"Your monitor looks like it was crafted by Toshiba."

WolfWolf
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WolfWolf
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Hey baby, Iâm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Do you play World of Warcraft because the first thing I thought when I saw you was WOW.


My name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?

deathopper
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I got another one
Go get ice than smash it on a girl's table Now that I broke the ice do you want to come to my place?

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