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Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

guy: can i take a picture of you?
girl: why?
guy: cuz i wanna show santa what i want for christmas

Do you have a map? Because honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

You're got more curves than Carmel, Indiana! (Hoosier inside joke)

Start twitching your eye

girl:have you got something in your eye??
guy:just an eyeful of your lusciousness.

Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I dunno...?
Guy: Enough to break the ice . What's your name?

Your clothes would look good on my floor.

You must be tired, you've been running through my head all night.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Also read this in a personals ad once.

"Got job need woman"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
I have a knife, get in the van

I dunno i kinda like earth cause it's so maluable and u can make standing stuff with it.

lol the topic says elements and i didn't relize the subject changed lolz

Here's one that I found really cheesy:

'Could you give me directions to heaven? Or am I already there?'

"H-hey, I'm scare can I hide in your bra?"

Fire, I'm a total pyro, without that though I'd go with water.

Wait, what the heck, the name in the actual tavern part is showing a different title than what it says once I click the thread o_O. Me be'z confuzed nao.

Wait, what the heck, the name in the actual tavern part is showing a different title than what it says once I click the thread o_O. Me be'z confuzed nao.