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She smiles.

You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".
17. You look around at your friends and think you need a jock to round out the party.

You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".
17. You look around at your friends and think you need a jock to round out the party.
18. Instead of saying "like a hot knife through butter" you say "like a vorpal sword through stone".

"Is that all?"

"I like us..."
She now appears content and generally pleased.

You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".
17. You look around at your friends and think you need a jock to round out the party.
18. Instead of saying "like a hot knife through butter" you say "like a vorpal sword through stone".
19. You think a Medusa and a Gorgon are two different things.

Wait, so what does she think of Drow? In general. She'll probably find out eventually so I'm just wondering.

You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".
17. You look around at your friends and think you need a jock to round out the party.
18. When you hear people talking about Avatar you wonder which deity it is.

**** I hate missing the button.
Well my guy is just sitting there, bored trying not to listen in.

She generally approves of them.

You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".
17. You look around at your friends and think you need a jock to round out the party.
18. Instead of saying "like a hot knife through butter" you say "like a vorpal sword through stone".
19. You think a Medusa and a Gorgon are two different things.
20. You realize the mistake with #2.

"Good, I guess."

"Why don't you drink any?"

No more list?

No more list?

"Why don't you drink any?"

"Have you ever tried it before?"

"Yes."

"And you didn't like it?"

Half-elves are common enoug to where they've created their own subculture ajd communities, actually.

Reach 40 good 'when,,,,,' jokes and you each get that number times 100 in gold.

"And you didn't like it?"