Basic synopsis?
Err...well, let's just go with the one in the PH. Curious, inventive, artsy, etc.
You know you're a D&D nerd when...
1.Somebody asks you about your AC you don't tell them a brand name.
2.You hear a kid say eleventy-ten and immediately picture a Red Dragon.
3. Someone tells you to do something, and you ask what the DC is.
4. You say that it was a Halfling that destroyed the Ring.
5. You can quote The Gamers and JourneyQuest on demand.
6. You accidentally write your characters name instead of your own.
7. You have a pair of 20-sided fuzzy dice in your car
8. You think of existentialism as being a character in a game rather than a book/dream.
9. You refer to God as "the DM".
10. You picture every archer with pointy ears.
11. When you hear elves, Santa is the last thing that comes to mind.
12. You ask how many new feats you get when you graduate high school.
13. You have thirty dice and you've never gambled.
14. When you pull out the good book you pull out your copy of The Players Handbook.
15. When your the only one that knows what your talking about when you mention your party.
16. Someone says "knight" and you say "do you mean a fighter?".