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DesertHyena
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Here's the new forum for D&D, I saved you the trouble.
For anyone who wants to join here, see the other D&D forum for information.

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SirNoobalot
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i'll take 2nd shift.

DesertHyena
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Have any of you ever seen "The Count Censored"? Just wondering...

Hypermnestra
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I've only seen it about a million times, yeah!

Dragonblaze052
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Hyper, say that we're rested and healed the next morning, something attacks us or end a post with What do you do?

Hypermnestra
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Fine, then what do you do? What is your guard shift thing going to be?

Dragonblaze052
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I take the last 2.

DesertHyena
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Can we move along? Otherwise I'm gonna watch "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", then go to bed.

Dragonblaze052
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Waiting on Hyper...

Hypermnestra
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Okay.
On the second shift(I'll say it's Calethen) there is the sound of pounding on the door and it starts to shake. The bed actually starts to budge.

DesertHyena
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"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
Walk on by.

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.

We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...

Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.

Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our colored cousins
Home again, my friend?

All you need to do is follow the worms.

Waiting For The Worms -Pink Floyd
Hypermnestra
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In case you were wondering, the rest of you guys are woken up by the sound/the bed moving/etc. as I said on the bottom of 265, so yeah you can do whatever you want.

Dragonblaze052
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Draw sword.
"Get in formation! NOW!!"

SirNoobalot
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Gets up off floor and starts pushing the bed into the door. "Or how about we not let them in?"

Dragonblaze052
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"They will get in no matter what, wench! We should be ready or we will be dead!"

SirNoobalot
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Stops pushing completely, and turns around slowly."WHO did you just call a Wench?!"

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