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Sorry Hyper, but the only way you're gonna get Improved Critical is if you take a flaw. It will have to be a defining trait of your character, and you must role-play it accordingly.

Yes sir, these are the real McCoy, and for the ridiculously low price of 50 gp, one of these little babies can be yours too! *he sounds quite convincing*

Turns to him, "excuse me, can't you see I'm trying to have a conversation with him.'

Lorethel:
"Orcs, Dwarves, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!? All I see are a bunch of dirty, ugly, warmongering, ******, *****, ****, **********, *******! Now, GO AWAY!!!"

Merchant:
"I told you, they protect you in any occasion,and can be yours for only 50 gp, hurry, supplies are running out!"

Merchant:

"Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"

"Really, and do they protect you do they ward of danger, do they stop all damage from affecting you, what do they do"

"Please sir, I just ask your help. Surely these storms affect you as they do the others."

"Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"

Lorethel:
"UGH, you stupid ******* Dwarves, you're ugly, sound horrible, and you reek with an odor so foul. Do you know what you smell like Dwarf, DO YOU?!"

"NOW GO AWAY!!!"


Merchant:
"They do everything to ensure that no harm comes to your person, and I offer them for only 50 gp apiece. One use only..."

Merchant:

"Don't know, don't care, but business has never been better for me!"

"Don't know, don't care, but business has never been better for me!"

"Please, I do not wish to quarrel. Will you not help?"

Merchant:

6 years, why do you ask? If you're not buying anything, then go away, you're bothering me!

"So if I were going to drop a 15 ton rock on you you escape unscathed if you had one of these, I require a demonstration."
OREGANOOOOO!!!!!

6 years, why do you ask? If you're not buying anything, then go away, you're bothering me!

Merchant:

"Thank you for your business sir, have a nice day. And how about you sir, are you buying or not?"

Lorethel:

"THAT'S IT, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW, I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"


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