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"Give me a demonstration first of how these work, then I'll buy one and the wasted one."

"Thank you for your business sir, have a nice day. And how about you sir, are you buying or not?"

Merchant:

"Well, you're clearly not interested or you would've bought one by now, so why don't you go away. You, who would dare to question the effectiveness of my trinkets?! I have never been so insulted in my life!"

"I am sorry to have wasted your time, sir. May your days be long."

He goes to the Mayor.

Oregano..... yeah, sure....... Oregano.......

Merchant:

"2 weeks ago, but we were hit here only a couple of days ago ,and once I sell all my trinkets, I'm getting out too!"

"I am interested in buying on, if they do work. Meh I'll take one," pays hims takes the trinket and leaves, "little basterd, come along Kyoya."

Is there anything else you would like to do in town?

Dragon not even close, this is an inside joke, and I'm telling you desert it's Oregano.

Yeah I'm going to go talk to the druid.

"2 weeks ago, but we were hit here only a couple of days ago ,and once I sell all my trinkets, I'm getting out too!"

BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL! BASIL!

Merchant:

"Follow it around? I've been living here all of my life, just ask anyone!"

Lorethel:

"And who are you, human?"

And what of Popo and the Mayor?

Popo hears the same story that Ogichi heard.

"My name is Shirosaki Ogichi (I'm thinking of changing it) and this is my familiar Kyoya, I've come to ask you about the storms."