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DesertHyena
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DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She just stares into her drink until everybody stops staring.
All but a few stop.
So...is that good or bad?
Well, if you are an oddball gnome, pretty good, if not it tastes like a fishman punched you in the throat, and you go on a short acid trip that feels as if you have been tripping balls for three days straight.
God, just pocked my throat.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She leaves the barroom and heads to her room.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She leaves the barroom and heads to her room.
The rooms are rather lousy.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Well, if you are an oddball gnome, pretty good, if not it tastes like a fishman punched you in the throat, and you go on a short acid trip that feels as if you have been tripping balls for three days straight.

Shem coughs and pays the gnome for the drink, then slides back the glass.
"Thanks for the drink, it was an interesting experience. But do you have anything else?"
DBLACKSTAR
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Shem coughs and pays the gnome for the drink, then slides back the glass.
"Thanks for the drink, it was an interesting experience. But do you have anything else?"
"*Laughs* the mackerel is pretty fresh."
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She doesn't care, she just wants out of here.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She doesn't care, she just wants out of here.
Alright well she is now in her room.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

"*Laughs* the mackerel is pretty fresh."

"You're right about that. So do you have anything else to drink?"
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She sends a Dire Rat downstairs.

DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

"You're right about that. So do you have anything else to drink?"
You Drank the Tuna he was suggesting Mackerel, "well how bout the whistling kitty chaser?"
DBLACKSTAR
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Nomad

She sends a Dire Rat downstairs.
It sees a bit then gets crushed.
Hypermnestra
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Nomad

You Drank the Tuna he was suggesting Mackerel, "well how bout the whistling kitty chaser?"

Oh, oops. Rewind!
"I'll have that, then!" *shrug*
Dragonblaze052
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It's a 4 ft, 50 lb rat.....

DBLACKSTAR
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Oh, oops. Rewind!
"I'll have that, then!" *shrug*
"Alright, one mackerel coming up." This time he brings you a big *** fish in a stein.
DBLACKSTAR
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It's a 4 ft, 50 lb rat.....
Yeah, and a big *** club wielded by someone who knows how to use it will crush just about any rat.
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