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DesertHyena
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Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She just avoids them all for a couple hours and comes back in a new guise.

Hypermnestra
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"Alright, one mackerel coming up." This time he brings you a big *** fish in a stein.

Thank him and down it.

Yeah, and a big *** club wielded by someone who knows how to use it will crush just about any rat.

Yowch.
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Nomad

She just avoids them all for a couple hours and comes back in a new guise.
The same guy just laughs and a few of the ones that were still watching you glance at you before turning back to there own comrades.
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

She walks up to the guy and she looks pissed.

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Yowch.
Cha, there are a few heavy hitters here.
Thank him and down it.
It tastes like a normal mackerel, and it is a whole mackerel, that tastes like an entire bottle of horseradish. Warning you might blow out your sphincter.
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Nomad

She walks up to the guy and she looks pissed.
He simply smiles laughs and holds a shot glass to her, "can I help you lass."
Dragonblaze052
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Peasant

"You are going to leave me the **** alone now..."

Sorry, we're out of size 3.

Hypermnestra
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It tastes like a normal mackerel, and it is a whole mackerel, that tastes like an entire bottle of horseradish. Warning you might blow out your sphincter.

Gee thanks for the warning...well they told me not to drink the water, this was the only other thing. xP
"That one's actually pretty good," Shem says, paying. He's also tipping well, Dibs, keep that in mind. "What was that other one? The whistling kitty chaser? I'll have one of those, please."
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Sorry, we're out of size 3.
What?
"You are going to leave me the **** alone now..."
"Oh come on lass, I was just looking for a wee bit of fun."
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Bottom of 952, sirrah.

Dragonblaze052
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"Get the **** away from me now..."
Don't forget her Diplomacy score.

Stan asked for a size 3 sphincter replacement.

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Gee thanks for the warning...well they told me not to drink the water, this was the only other thing. xP
Hey, could be worse.
"That one's actually pretty good," Shem says, paying. He's also tipping well, Dibs, keep that in mind.
Very well, right now you made a very good ally.
"What was that other one? The whistling kitty chaser? I'll have one of those, please."
Never said that, but since you are just gonna ask, he starts making one, "wait, with or without the scooter stick?"
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Never said that, but since you are just gonna ask, he starts making one, "wait, with or without the scooter stick?"

"Ah, which one is better?"

Stan asked for a size 3 sphincter replacement.

South Park Stan? In what episode?
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Bottom of 952, sirrah.
What do you take me for?
"Get the **** away from me now..."
Don't forget her Diplomacy score.
He stands up and, he stands at least a head taller then her, downs his drink, "ahhh, does the body good. Well I must be going now, hope to see you again real soon lass."
Stan asked for a size 3 sphincter replacement.
That's were I remember it from. Thanks.
"Ah, which one is better?"
"Depends on preference."
South Park Stan? In what episode?
No, not that Stan. American Dad Stan. Don't worry I was thrown off at the start also.
The Gnome sounds Irish also.
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"The gesture is unrequited..."
She turns and returns to her drinking spot.

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