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Good move, Hyper.

"*Sigh* this is gonna be harder then I thought. I wouldn't drink that if I were you."

I figure 20 Charisma must get one a little bit of tact.

Shem pauses mid-gulp.
"Why?" he asks with his mouth still full of the drink.

Also, PAGE 1000!!!!!

How much does the private bath cost?

Like my grandpappy always told me, if you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Well, first off they are probably gonna kill each other, and if I know the old coot that is gonna blow your mind."

Like my grandpappy always told me, if you have to ask you can't afford it.

Not all super glamorous, just private, quiet, good quality and appropiate supplies.

Just for the record Dibs, was there a bath in the church of Kord?

Shem drinks it all anyway.

"I warned you. And if you drank the kitty chaser with the scooter stick you must now suffer something worse then the hot poots."

Yes but not private.

15 gold.

Roman baths were public, weren't they?

So what was that drink like? Just curious.

"You're right, I should stop drinking now. I hate getting drunk."

It tastes like regular water, until it explodes in such an extreme bitter sour that you think your face might explode then you feel like you are losing gallons in sweat. "Told you."

Pay for it, calm down, relax and try to get in a good mood.

Shem coughs then starts laughing.

"It's good at first, but lets see you laugh when you are incapacitated by what can only be described as epic diarrhea."

Shem shrugs.
"What were you saying before about not getting drunk?"

"Anything he suggests will only have an instantaneous duration. So, how long do you think the others will be?"