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DesertHyena
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DBLACKSTAR
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Actually, I have +18 because I'm a ****ing Elf.....
No Substitutions!
Dragonblaze052
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She Calls a Sacred Lightning Storm, hitting you for 5d10 the first turn and 10d10 every round thereafter and half of the dmg is unblockable, regardless of DR. Her target is you, Dibs.

Hypermnestra
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NEIN, it is not a three way brawl.

Shem stands between Dibs and the Noob.
"Stop!"
And it's OK, ya'll. If one of us dies, I can just cast Resurrect. Unless I die, in which case, **** you all.

DBLACKSTAR
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She Calls a Sacred Lightning Storm, hitting you for 5d10 the first turn and 10d10 every round thereafter and half of the dmg is unblockable, regardless of DR. Her target is you, Dibs.
Yup as of round two my guy dies, but not before pummeling Tala for another, 46.
DBLACKSTAR
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And it's OK, ya'll. If one of us dies, I can just cast Resurrect. Unless I die, in which case, **** you all.
Well Noobs is extra crispy, and I are dead and extra crispy.
Hypermnestra
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Great, let's just piss away 10,000 gp shall we then?

SirNoobalot
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Alter Self does not ive you the benefits of the morphed race.

"Do.you really rhink I would use a potion if I meant to kill her?!?"

Dragonblaze052
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And Emi continues to take out her rage, pummeling your corpse for another 100d10 (the remaining lightning bolts from her spell).

10,000 gp? What are you talking about?

Hypermnestra
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"Do.you really rhink I would use a potion if I meant to kill her?!?"

The guy who thought that is dead. xP
"Calm down," Shem says. "What was in the potion, exactly?"
DBLACKSTAR
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And Emi continues to take out her rage, pummeling your corpse for another 100d10 (the remaining lightning bolts from her spell).
Well lets see, smoldering crater, body twisted beyond recognition, and you have angered the elementals.
Hypermnestra
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10,000 gp? What are you talking about?

The Resurrection spell requires a minimum of 10,000 gp in diamonds to be used as raw material.
SirNoobalot
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Oh yay we killed 2 people over a minor altercation, superior party chemistry

DBLACKSTAR
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Oh yay we killed 2 people over a minor altercation, superior party chemistry
Only one died.
Dragonblaze052
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Noobs, when she told the Drow who she was, she used her real face and name and everything.

Dibs, shut the **** up.....

Did everybody forget that in two turns, Hyper could have been healing Noobs?

Hypermnestra
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Oh yay we killed 2 people over a minor altercation, superior party chemistry

Actually only one. And I can resurrect him.

I say we take 10,000 gp of Dibs' equipment and sell it to get the diamonds so we can resurrect him. It's only fair.
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