We are all walking dreamers in a world controlled by the Illuminati. They fill our lives with Illusions to distract us from discovering the truth of the music industry because the music industrie is controlled by a satanic cult, all to cover up that the moon landing was a fake. They couldnt really land on the moon because they know big foot lives there and they are SCARED of him. Bigfoot was planted there by aliens a LONG time ago. BUT, every UFO siting ever has been the same UFO because that UFO has been trying to escape ever since it planted bigfoot. It CANNOT escape because bigfoot has a giant tennis racket and he keeps being a noob and spiking the ship right through the atmospheric net, back down to earth.
kola superdeep borehole was never abandoned, the scientists simply said that due to the fact that they had to commit mass genocide of a sentient subterranean species known as the M'ol who wouldn't let them drill through their land. From there they spread out under the globe killing of almost all of the M'ol people. Survivors were turned intro experiments for the USSR. After the dissolution of the USSR, Russia took up the project continuing their massacre. Soon there after the 'weakened' Russian government moved exactly 1500 nuclear weapons under the North American land mass, they then threatened to detonated these should the Americans not follow their ever command.
The only reason why there is always a shortage of blood in hospitals is because all the nurses, doctors, and surgeons are really vampires. They then use the plasma to convert it into energy, which is used to power their interstellar starships.
Africans get a lot of disease because of GEORGE W. BUSH!
After creating 9/11 and blaming terrorists Bush wanted to get even more attention by releasing a lot of diseases to Africa and blaming it on nature! And the civil war in countries in africa is actually Under cover American troops fighting terrorists in Africa! Believe me I have a brother in the USA army right now fighting under cover dressed as a poor african man!
Jfk wasn't killed by gunshot, he was shot with a radar beacon slightly after a ninja stabbed him with an invisible shuriken, which was thrown through the 5th dimension by aliens who had issues with kennedy's suit manufacturer
Aliens didn't land at Roswell, it was George bush riding a missile meant for Iraq but it, like the delorian in back to the future, went fast enough to travel through time. Making George bush over a hundred years old
Well you see, when Jesus was alive, he had two cats, Jim and Tim. They mated and Jim (or Maybe Tim?) had a litter of orange fluffy kittens. Jesus noticed that the pair hadn't married, so grabbed the father cat (whichever one it was) and walked out to the middle of the dead sea and dropped it. Luckilly, the dead sea was dense enough to keep the cat afloat until the year 2003 when David Macaulay rescued it while on a leisurelly paddle in his boat made up entirelley of sandwhiche bags and broken dreams.
The mother raised her twenty three kittens, but four of them joined the New Zealand army and were killed during the invasion of Australia when they were ambushed by the crocidile hunter and a wild Wombat.
The remaining nineteen were taken to Gladstone UK where they would live happily until around March 1885 when This Guy (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/This_Guy) captured a great deal of them in a burlap sack and huffed them. This Guy then purchased the mother cat and attempted to breed the cat to produce more kittens. The result was far from perfect. This Guy described the kittens in this manner: "(These kittens) taste like burnt olive oil and herring juice!" The mother cat was seized in a police raid in 1887, but had already produced over six hundred kittens with a mutated ugly cat named Mr Milligan from O'leary, Prince Edward Island. The kittens were sold into the black market, and are presumed huffed.
The remaining kittens (at the time, 4 remained)were taken by the Queen of England and given as gifts to the Beatles for their service to the crown. They didn't want them though. George Harrison traded his for a jelley sandwhiche and it hasn't been heard from until recentley. John Lennon took his home, but Yoko got to it and huffed it dry. Paul Macartney's dog Martha ended up killing his kitten. Finally Ringo Starr's kitten became famous, hitting the music scene in the late seventies and we now know her as Barbera Streisand.
Recent development:The cat traded for George Harrison's jelley sandwhiche has come out against Charlie Sheen in a paternity suit. This sprung up up whenever three kittens were born and had an unfillable apetite for designer drugs. They also looked exactlly like Charlie Sheen, butthe judge didn't see it. The only surviving kitten refuses to be interviewed, and lives in Miminegash under the guise of one Burney Herron, who has repeatedlly escaped custody.
Burney Herron became the first Kitten to huff a person. With this great power he formed PETA, and spends his days throwing live puppies into a wood chipper.
Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Colonel Gaddafi are the same person.....well, when I say person, what I really mean is hologram projected by a demon guinea pig. this guinea pig is everywhere and everyone. no one is safe. I can hear him now. He is in my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STUPID FURRYDKLSYHGLSdss;ofe4aoirup...........there is no one here. you did not see this post. you will not tell anyone. what you have just read was in your imagination.
I'm alive!!! The guinea pig is dead and the world will be safe from the evil clutches of small furry creatures for eternity................................................................................................................just read about an ancient chinese prophecy. in 2012, the world will be crushed by a demon rabbit!!!
