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Denchot
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as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.

ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.

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tom0000009
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
i've never seen this one but i like it, anyways.... Germany surrendered ww2( or ww1 i'm not sure) a day before Chuck Norris was born, I wonder why...
Jetcord
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Bullets dont kill chuck norris, chuck norris kills the bullet

LEAPretard
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The only reason justin beiber is still alive is because chuck noris doesnt kill women

GhostSauce
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Chuck Norris get Food Poisoning the food gets chuck Norris'ed

Runescape124
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People might get stung by bees, but Chuck Norris is the one stinging the bees.

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bengal tigres are an endangered species. one of them looked at chuck norris wrong.

farrowking37
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some magicians can walk on water. chuck norris can swim through land.

xeano321
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Chuck Norris can shock electricity POW

LEAPretard
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Chuck norris can eat Bacon. Triple POW
POW POW POW

farrowking37
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Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter

Chryosten
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Chuck Norris passed an eye exam while blindfolded.

Maverick4
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Chuck Norris has a life-sized tattoo of his face... ON his face.

DaoGao
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Chuck Norris can counted backwards from infinity infnite times. POW!

dudeguy45
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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands- when he came back, they were jsut the Islands.

shadowjak135
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A man once accidentally called Chuk Norris Chick Norris. He apoligized profusely, and said that it was an honest mistake. Chuck Norris, being in a good mood, accepted the apology, and even signed an autograph. Nine months later, the man's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The man knows exactly what happened,and blames nobody but himself.

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