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Denchot

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Nomad

Posted February 7, '11 7:34pm UTC

as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.

ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.

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spartandestroyer

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Nomad

Posted May 11, '11 9:46am UTC

chuck norris played team fortress 2 and he chose to play the class... SAXTON HALE!

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Alleddine

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Peasant

Posted May 11, '11 11:20am UTC

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Google can not find something, it asks Chuck Norris

In a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)

Chuck Norris can encircle his enemies. Alone

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone

Chuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumping

An eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the page

When Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crash

Chuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyone

Chuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easy

Chuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!

Only Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the end

On November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is history

One day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called Teletubbies

Chuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight line

When Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas\r\n\r\nChuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is\r\n\r\nChuck Norris makes onions cry\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can divide by zero\r\n\r\nWhen Google can not find something, it asks Chuck Norris\r\n\r\nIn a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can encircle his enemies. Alone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumping\r\n\r\nAn eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the page\r\n\r\nWhen Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crash\r\n\r\nChuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyone\r\n\r\nChuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easy\r\n\r\nChuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!\r\n\r\nOnly Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the end\r\n\r\nOn November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is history\r\n\r\nOne day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called Teletubbies\r\n\r\nChuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck Norris\r\n\r\n\r\nChuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight line\r\n\r\nWhen Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside