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Denchot
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as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.

ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.

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zonic98
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Chuck Norris invented rap when his heart started bumping.

redbedhead
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Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up, he just pushes the world down. POW.

redbedhead
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Fear of spiders is called arachnaphobia, fear of confined spaces is called chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. POW

p1a2r3i4s5
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille. [b]POW![b]

p1a2r3i4s5
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POW![b]
My first mistake with this code... well, was bound to happen. [b]POW!*
p1a2r3i4s5
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Second one... that wasn't necessary. Anyone up for failing lessons? First one is free!
Sorry for the triple post, but I felt compelled to post POW!**.

Oh, and so that this isn't spam: Chuck Norris doesn't get older, he levels up. POW!

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While you check your closet for the boogeyman at night, the boogyman checks HIS closet for Chuck Norris at night.

the_zombie_killer
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Chuck Norris does not know what he looks like, mirrors kill themselves when they see him.

heated123
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heated123
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Chuck Norris Fight Bruce Lee incapacitated

xeano321
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Chuck norris can jump better the Mario POW!

Patrick2011
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Moderators call Chuck Norris spammy.

sev322
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sev322
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when chuck norris flexs your shirt rips.

Runescape124
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a hazmat suit when walking through a radioactive sludge pile, since he's radioactive to it. POW!!!

p1a2r3i4s5
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Chuck Norris never mows his lawn; he looks at it and dares it to grow.

MEGAMANXPERT
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chuck noris is just a man who will eventually die...

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