Call the platypuses to help us. In ancient times, do you know who the gods were? If you think I'm gonna say platypuses, you're wrong. They were servants to the platypuses.
Find a main artery like the jugular vein and bite it off > Then I would cook them and sell it for a faphillion kazillion monillion dollars and use that money to build an army of tie fighters to protect the earth. I would also build a death star to blow up their planet ( with a spare in case some rouge blond dude, an annoying princess like chic, a smuggler, and an over-sized brown hairy dog decide to blow it up :O)
Where in star wars do you see people biting jugular veins or using dollars and not credits and there being spare death stars(the second one was built later... Not a spare) Earth, and Dogs (Chewbacca is a wookie) P.S Luke has dirty blond hair and wasn't really rouge.
Just saying, never saw any of those in star wars :P
well it depends..if i knew there weakness i would try to stop them and maybe even have friends help me to have a plan if that failed i would either surrender and do whatever i was tolled to do or commit suicide but mostly i would just try to stop them no matter what and die trying cause i dont think i could take being a slave
wait... i thought bushido was a martial art? i thought the suicide is called harakiri. anyway i would probably run away and if they would find me id try to talk to them to make peace
realistically, run to the nearest government shelter and hope the military took them out. However to be awesome, I'd kidnap one and use it's smartness to make me an ultimate weapon that I could fight the aliens. I'd then go around Duke Nukem style killing everything. That's right, I'd get me a BFG.
