5. Price: The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds on a suicide mission, but the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us for this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We will kill him.
Remember: No Russian.
General Shepherd: Get up, Private Allen! Rangers lead the way!
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written-and ours is lost. Shepherd will a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history... But only if he lives, and we die.
Shut up you Commie Pig! --Bowman shortly before being pwn'd with a pipe
STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA! --Nikolai
The enemy has captured our flog! --Russian MP
The endless cries of the dead are so... EROTIC, ja! --Richtenhofen
"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien *******s. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-*** fleet!"
Sgt. Johnson giving his guess of why The Covenant sent the message "Regret"
ok im not sure those are the exact quotes but i love this one: "if you cant remember something, its like it never happened. also, you cant remember something that never happened. try too hard to remember and your memory might lie to you"
"I can hardly believe it! This is the Anvil of Fury - Good work, my friend. Now we'll show those *******s that there are no weapons in Hell more deadly than those made by men!"
--Griswold, Diablo
"Griswold can't sell his anvil. What will he do then? And I'd be angry too if someone took my anvil!!"
--Farnham the Drunk, Diablo
Hehehe, Farnham the Drunk. He was the best source of comedy relief in the dark game that was Diablo.
I can't believe there is no Mass Effect's quotes here "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"-Harbinger "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citidal" "I had reach but she had flexibility..." - Garrus "This is all Joker's fault!What a tool he was!I have to spend all day computering pi because he plugged in the Overlord!" - Joker
I guess some quotes on Mass Effect II do pass off like that. That Garrus one especially is funny
"FLASH-BANG, THROUGH THE DOOR!"--Captain Price, Multiple instances.
"Were it so easy."--Arbiter, Halo 3, Beginning cutseen.
"You killed Yapflip!... or was it Flipyap? [few seconds of mumbling] HEY! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIPYAP! WE WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER..... AND NOW HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!"--random grunt after you killed a grunt beside him, Halo 3, any level with 2 grunts.
"He was my lover!"--Brute after another brute was killed next to him, Halo 3, any level with 2 brutes.
"You do know there are clothes right there, you should really put them on."--Jasper, Fable III, player takes off clothes in the Sanctuary.
"Dammit Soap (Price), I was going to shoot that one!"--Captain Price/MacMillan whent the player quickly kills both targets when a synchronized fire is suggested on a sniping level.
