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"I'll give this to you, the master of unlocking." Resident Evil 1, when Barry finds a key.

Anything from poorly translated Japanese is funny. Engrish is even funnier than Ebonics. Go figure.

"I'll cut you up and feed you to the poor!"
"Sec. Def. needs a re-up, stat!"
- Secretary of Defense McNamara, Black ops Zombies, Five

[Insert everything Price from COD:MW-MW2 says]

"They are deadman."
-Russian soldiers, Tom Clancy's Endwar
[/i]"I guess all the tough ones died at Stalingrad."[i]
-American or European victory quote, Tom Clancy's Endwar

When I heard you beat the champion I came.

Professor Oak - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

These are quotes from Black Ops Zombies:

"I read kicking *** since 1775 Hoorah!" Dempsey
"Vwat! I am here Dempsey! AH! I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME! Richtofen
Good go eat those flesh monkeys! I'm gonna go to the
pack-a-punch! Dempsey

i will cut of your balls, chew them, spit them out, and kill you with them!

-Richthofen, if he gets downed 7 times in a row without killing a zombie.

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!-Toad

Do a barrel roll! - Star Fox

Those are my two favorites.

just like the simulation-clone from starwars battlefront 2
im taking you down plastic boy-rebel also battlefront
i can see myself in you viser....preety-halo reach
son, i would be you daddy, but...nah-also from reach
the force is strong with this one- battlefront 2
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The best quote I heard was from FIFA 2010- " He's shaking his head, he better not break his neck". LOL.

ur sodangobsessed with sports, wrong place 4 the quote. ne way my fav is

you just got: extreme rubbing

-Burnout Dominator

"Bart! You'll have to fight him! I'm too drunk to!" - Homer Simpson from The Simpsons Game.

"I've met some sick *******s in my life, Seth, but you... you're special."

- John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

Time for some random Sheogarath quotes(Oblivion, Shivering Isles)
"Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!"

"You really shouldn't have done that. Enjoy the view."(just before he teleports you high in the sky if you attack him)

Maria: It's good to have an outlet
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets
Maria: Besides Vaginas
Ezio: Mother!

Cave Jhonson from Portal 2!

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR **** LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

Time for some random Sheogarath quotes(Oblivion, Shivering Isles)
"Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!"

"You really shouldn't have done that. Enjoy the view."(just before he teleports you high in the sky if you attack him)