You flush your butt down the toilet? Does that mean it's detachable or do you go with it? If it does go down wouldn't it get clogged? What is the point of whipping if it just going to get dirty again?
I can kind of see my TV from the bathroom though
Doesn't that mean you leave the bathroom door open when you use the bathroom? Hope nobody is home when you leave that open...
I just sit down and get it over with. Sometimes if I'm reading something interesting I'll stay on the toilet for an hour before I realize I'm finished my business.
Haha, Wolfwolf's post just reminded me that I also read when I'm too engrossed in a book. Last time, I spent three hours and a half on the toilet to finish 1984 xD.
Some ow I was expecting to see "ut on a puppet show" in all of that.
I only put on things I've actually done. I don't have the resources to put on a proper puppet show anyway.
Geez. How long does it take for you to poop? It usually takes me two minutes. Reading newspapers? Books? How much time does it take you?
On average and in a typical environment, I spend 5-20 minutes inside. I spent an hour inside staring at myself and the wall. If I was able to do more productive things (such as browse the web), I'd spend more time on the toilet seat.
On average and in a typical environment, I spend 5-20 minutes inside. I spent an hour inside staring at myself and the wall. If I was able to do more productive things (such as browse the web), I'd spend more time on the toilet seat.
What do you poop? Babies? If it takes you that long, you might have a problem. Your body isn't absorbing the nutrients it needs, or maybe you just eat bad food.
If it is daytime I will just do my business and go back to what I was doing before. If it is the middle of the night I read a book until I get tired again.
