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sambam
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I like to read and listen too music, or i watch tv with my tv in the bathroom

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ug5151
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What do I do while on the toilet?

DO MY BUISNESS! :-D

Kevin4762
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but there should still not be links to that on this sight.


Unlike where I was from, the mods do not enforce their rules. At XGen, they enforce it excessively. Out of the 55 000 users signed up, 2 000 are active. I wonder why.

Anyway, be glad that enforcement isn't so serious. Just don't be stupid and click on a link in a poop thread. What could that link have? Butterflies and rainbows?
Kevin4762
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REALLY??? There is mothereffing more things then poop in those pictures, there is nasty stuff, that is just plain wrong and this is a site where minors are around.


Like what? Again, don't click on it. What did you expect?
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Like what?


Dude, I see you didn't click on the link. It show photographs of mangled corpses, dead babies with hideous diseases, people engaging in acts of coprophilia, and much more that I can't remember. The corpses and dead babies were fake, but they were still freakishly disturbing.
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I think the admins have removed that link

Anyways I usually read magazines on the toilet

laza
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What do you do while on the toilet?


like... &quotoop"?
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What do you do while on the toilet?


I poop and pee, that is what people do. While I poop I usually read something. I usually spend 5-10 minutes in the bathroom but when I read I can spend more.
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I am reading or planning the nearest plans.

Strop
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I'm surprised that a thread about poop hasn't already been rendered completely unsalvageable 7 pages in.

But FYI, under optimal nutritional conditions for bowel functions, it should take you about as long to defecate as it does to urinate. That is to say, under one minute. And you shouldn't even really need to wipe.

Just saying.

Pooping is a bodily function. If it bothers you, click on this and scroll down until pooping does not bother you.


Judging by the reaction, suddenly I'm curious as to the content of that link, against my better judgement...
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What do you do while on the toilet?


I typically am in and out rather quickly, so not much time to do much of anything other than the task at hand. However sometimes I grab a magazine, usually GameInformer, and get stuck reading a really good article. Then my legs go numb from sitting on the john for a half hour...
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Then my legs go numb from sitting on the john for a half hour...

i've done that! then i stood up and fell over cause i tried to walk but i couldnt feel my leg from the knee down
sambam
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wow pablo4270, Legion1350, and Microe maybe you shoudn't look at this awesome post if you don't like it, then everone is happy

Mooooooo
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I practice intrusmental music from some PC games with my mouth

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Is there just some sort of Forum magic that allows topics like this to get this far?

As for me, I usually read a book I was already reading, play a handheld game I was already playing, or inspect the condition of hy bathroom closet.

Also, I play mind Tetris with the random little shapes that make up my bathroom tile.

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I read the newspaper.

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