Lol Fallen, I'm really close to your record. Once I think I spent three hours on the toilet.
God, Orwell had tangled me so bad I couldn't stop reading, I think I had a red ring printed on my butt for a day and half afterwards. The worst is; the friggin book is actually so viscerally churning I couldn't sleep for about two days after finishing it.
Now I've learned my lesson; I keep a Poe book in my bathroom. Poe = Short little stories.
Pooping is a bodily function. If it bothers you, click on this and scroll down until pooping does not bother you.
*cough COUGH*
- Do not post lewd or offensive content, or links to lewd or offensive content. Keep everything Safe for Work, and remember that kids visit the web site.
Just sayin.
-------------------------------- Anyways, that's really an akward question. But the one thing I do most of the time is grunt and squeeze. Or read the newspaper.
What do you poop? Babies? If it takes you that long, you might have a problem. Your body isn't absorbing the nutrients it needs, or maybe you just eat bad food.
Lol. I usually take 5-10 minutes. Accidentally entered 20. Trust me, my nutrition is superb.
Nothing really, just recall my day, remember any important tasks for that day and think of how to execute them... usually by the 3rd step i'm already done tho >.>
That's why you don't click on links in a thread about poop.
REALLY??? There is mothereffing more things then poop in those pictures, there is nasty stuff, that is just plain wrong and this is a site where minors are around.
