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i crap... everybody does it. I also read a book and at times i slept while crapping

How do you read a book in two minutes?!?!!111?///!!?!/1/?

How do you read a book in two minutes?!?!!111?///!!?!/1/?

I stare at the wall...

I read some of it, not all of it. That would be insane. So i read a few pages while i drop the kids off at the pool, then i finish

While I sit on the toilet I sit on the toilet while trying to release the feces that has been sitting inside my body.

Well, I stare at the wall for 2 minutes and wait until I'm done...

If it's a leisurely visit, I play on my phone. Maybe on facebook or a little game. If its a getting ready bathroom break, I'm usually multitasking my getting ready activities. So maybe I'm brushing my teeth, or doing make up

Sit, push, wipe, flush. Anything else you would like to know?

if takes a while before i poo i'll usally just think about the first thing that comes to mind and let it snowball

Use the toilet......

Read the newspapper, then wipe myself with them. Kidding D
I usually crap i don't know about you ?

I defecate.

And when I'm not defecating, I'm getting ready to defecate by reciting verses from Die Bibel.

I do exactly what toilets are meant to be used for. what kind of sicko are you asking questions like this?

I now have a cat who can sit on my lap while I poop.