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xeano321
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What kind of cute stuff did you used to believe when you where young?

I used to think that my dad invented root beer floats lol

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Pedro97
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When I read the title of this thread, a lot of things came into my head. I used to believe in a lot of stuff. I used to think my father was a killer, because he had a pellet rifle (I didn't know that, I thought it was real). But when I got a bit older I asked him about that and he laughed and told me the truth. He used to use the gun to hunt the eagles that were killing his father's chickens.

pratchu
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i usedto think i was superman. itried flyingoff a glass table and SPLAT! i smacked in the floor

loloynage2
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in god....No just kidding, i never believed in him.

I was scared to sleep with windows open, because I always thought a robber or killer would come in from the window.

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What kind of cute stuff did you used to believe when you where young?

I wouldn't classify it as cute.

But, I used to believe that there was a monster in my closet, so before I would go to sleep I would make sure that the door was shut tightly.
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I used to believe that ghost were real, but if you turned on the lights they would die and turn into skeletons. I was also considering the idea that the entire world was a conspiracy left, that I was the only real human and everyone else were aliens, studying my behaviour and eventually planning to kill me.
Yeah, I was kinda crazy. I still am though.

AkselJ
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"Conspiracy left"? Whoops, typo. Meant "conspiracy against me".

... How did "Left" get in there..?

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in god....No just kidding, i never believed in him.

Haha. Epic win :P
But really, I used to believe in god when I was little. Most people wouldn't feel embarassed for that, but I sorta do. Because it wasn't the usual "I believe in god cause my parents do" thing, my parents are atheist. I was really sure about that.
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I believed the whole monster in my closet, except for me it was wolves. I couldn't even close the doors myself. I had to get my parents to come in and do it. I thought that mustaches were grown above the nose, under your eyes. I sometimes freaked out and thought my parents were really robbers in suits that looked exactly like my parents. Oh yeah and there was one time when I thought that if you mixed pink flowers with hose water it would taste like lemonade.

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When I read the title of this thread, a lot of things came into my head. I used to believe in a lot of stuff. I used to think my father was a killer, because he had a pellet rifle (I didn't know that, I thought it was real). But when I got a bit older I asked him about that and he laughed and told me the truth. He used to use the gun to hunt the eagles that were killing his father's chickens.


lol that'ss funny

but for me i used to believe thhat the tooth fairys gave more money to scottish people, because i got £2 normally and £4 up north when i was on holiday lol
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I used to think that there were people in shadows who would pose for you everytime you stoped.

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I used to think that there were people in shadows who would pose for you everytime you stoped.


Yeah, I believed in something similar; I thought your shadow was a stalker. Of course, I wouldn't have said "stalker" when I was younger.
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I used to think that if I was on a different floor from the rest of my family, monsters and ninjas would attack me.

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I used to believe there were monsters in the closet and under my bed when I was little. ;P

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when i was little i used to think giraffes could detect moles with their horns ~.~

xeano321
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I used to think that the local paper plant that lets steam out of the pipes was making clouds!

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