I would say, to an average person, lots of salt will totally FAIL your body, especially your kidneys and that will produce kidneyFAIL. Next thing you know, you are attached to a dialysis machine that filters your blood for you.
My link didn't work, regardless, google helath effects of salt, and you will get the point. The same could be done with cheese, which will plug you up for months....
I think that NOT having lots of cheese is bad for ya....I mean, who wants to live if you can't smoother everything in wonderful creamy cheese? No cheese = Leading cause of suicides (though those dang researchers have yet to figure that connection out yet).