Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever 1. Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed on both sides! 2.Yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!" 3.Yo mama so ugly when she tried taking a bath the water jumped out! 4.Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down! 5.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 9999999999tobecontinued 6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!" LOL these are my favorite jokes. they make me laugh so hard. Anyone else got some jokes? (no offensive ones please)
A kid asks his father: "Is good a man or a woman?" The father replies:"God's both." The boy asks again:"Is good black or white?" His father replies:"God's both." The kid then says:"Is god Michael Jackson?"
Jimmy Carr's jokes are epic, mostly because they're witty one-liners, and they all make you laugh. Just as you think you're done laughing, there comes another witty one-liner. It's just punchline after punchline. He's really good at telling them too, probably why he's a comedian. Some of them are something along the lines of this:
"Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning."
"I worry about my granny sometimes. If she's alone in her house and she falls, does she make a sound?"
"If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?"
"My girlfriend made me make a list of all my old girlfriends, from the girl I lost my virginity to, right up to her. And that is where I should have stopped."
Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever 1. Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed on both sides! 2.Yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!" 3.Yo mama so ugly when she tried taking a bath the water jumped out! 4.Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down! 5.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 9999999999tobecontinued 6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!" LOL these are my favorite jokes. they make me laugh so hard. Anyone else got some jokes? (no offensive ones please)
HEY!!!!!!!! these are all from my page!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A kid asks his father: "Is good a man or a woman?" The father replies:"God's both." The boy asks again:"Is good black or white?" His father replies:"God's both." The kid then says:"Is god Michael Jackson?"
OMG I love this joke, and it's the first time i've ever heard it.
Well I don't watch there videos often but you should check the "50 jokes in a minute" video it's pretty funny.
Here's some Yo' Momma jokes. Yo' momma's so stupid she failed a blood test! Yo' family's so pour that when your friend steps on a light cigarette your father screams: "How turned of the heater?" Yo' momma's so fat that when she drops an apple it orbits around here.
If your parents let you watch things with controversial language, or if you can access a computer without supervision, then I highly recommend just about anything by George Carlin.
My favourite one-liner is this: If ugly was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China. Its so funny that I had to go to the bathroom real bad when I heard it.
6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!" ha yeah do u know who made this one? this guy! right here! no not there here! ME! and these r on jets99 page too
lol i heard this from a friend. Yo mama so stupid, she yelled TWINKY when a bus of white kids ran into her! AND i did not copy all of them jets99 just the king kong one. i could take that one off if you want.
