Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever 1. Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed on both sides! 2.Yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!" 3.Yo mama so ugly when she tried taking a bath the water jumped out! 4.Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down! 5.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 9999999999tobecontinued 6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!" LOL these are my favorite jokes. they make me laugh so hard. Anyone else got some jokes? (no offensive ones please)
Okay this is the joke. A blonde goes into the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner said "I don't sell to blondes". The girl goes home and dyes her hair black. She goes back to the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner says "I don't sell to blondes". So the girl goes home dyes her hair and then comitts plastic surgery. She goes back to the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner said "I don't sell to blondes". So the blonde says "How do you still know I'm blonde I dyed my hair and committed plastic surgery" the store owner said "Cause that's not a TV it's a microwave"
Okay this is the joke. A blonde goes into the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner said "I don't sell to blondes". The girl goes home and dyes her hair black. She goes back to the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner says "I don't sell to blondes". So the girl goes home dyes her hair and then comitts plastic surgery. She goes back to the store and asks the storeowner "How much does this TV cost" the storeowner said "I don't sell to blondes". So the blonde says "How do you still know I'm blonde I dyed my hair and committed plastic surgery" the store owner said "Cause that's not a TV it's a microwave"
