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Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever
1. Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed on both sides!
2.Yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said "I got the power!"
3.Yo mama so ugly when she tried taking a bath the water jumped out!
4.Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down!
5.Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says 9999999999tobecontinued
6. Yo mama so ugly she went to New York everyone started screaming "here comes King Kong!"
LOL these are my favorite jokes. they make me laugh so hard. Anyone else got some jokes? (no offensive ones please)
Wanna know how the Earth rotates? Chuck Norris kicked it at the beginning of timeFinally A Chuck Norris joke.
i could take that one off if you want
no its ok u just have to give me credit
yeah thats what jets does
i mean i made that up! do u know how hard it is to make a yo mama joke that is not already maid?!?!?!?!
very hard and it actually makes sense too!
"Your mother is so fat, she weighs more than an average person."
do u know how hard it is to make a yo mama joke that is not already maid?!?!?!?!
Are you sure this isn't Patrick2011's attempt at humor? XD
ok imogwai i will tell u the best joke i have ever head ready?
ur face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok imogwai i will tell u the best joke i have ever head ready?
ur face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is so fat, when she went on the bathrooom scale to see how much she weighed, she saw her phone number.
But seriously i dont like yo mama jokes and never use them.
A little offensive:
Little Johnny's teacher asks him a question. If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left? Little Johnny says, zero because they all fly away. The teacher says, "The answer was 4 but I like the way you think.". Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.". The teacher says ok. Little Johnny says, " There are 3 women in an ice cream shop. One is licking the cone, one is biting the cone, and one is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" "The one that is sucking the cone?", the teacher guesses. Little Johnny says, "Actualy it is the one with the wedding ring but, I like the way you think." Hahaha
If your parents let you watch things with controversial language, or if you can access a computer without supervision, then I highly recommend just about anything by George Carlin.
a bunny and bear are taking a sh*t in the bushes. the bear asks the bunny.
"does it annoy you when the sh*t stick to your fur?"
"no"-relpies the rabit
the bear grad the bunny and wiped his a** with it.
CN doesn't walk, the earth moves under his feet.
CN and superman made a bet, the loser had to wear his panty on his pants.
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
a bunny and bear are taking a sh*t in the bushes. the bear asks the bunny.
"does it annoy you when the sh*t stick to your fur?"
"no"-relpies the rabit
the bear grad the bunny and wiped his a** with it.
haha that actually made me laugh!
"Your mother is so fat, she weighs more than an average person."
Little Johnny's teacher asks him a question. If there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left? Little Johnny says, zero because they all fly away. The teacher says, "The answer was 4 but I like the way you think.". Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.". The teacher says ok. Little Johnny says, " There are 3 women in an ice cream shop. One is licking the cone, one is biting the cone, and one is sucking the cone. Which one is married?" "The one that is sucking the cone?", the teacher guesses. Little Johnny says, "Actualy it is the one with the wedding ring but, I like the way you think." Hahaha
ok so i go to school one of those retarted nerds comes up to me and it went like this
nerd: wana here a joke?
me: *sigh* ok
nerd: what is brown and sticky?
me:i don`t know
nerd: a stick
yeah he`s is retarded
which leads to my next joke
retarded people are retarded for a reason, and that reason is Chuck Noriss
and another i was walking with this girl to my next class
girl: (says something wierd i cannot remeber)
me:yeah thats not weird at all
girl: ur face is not wierd! o wait uggg my disses never work out right.
me: ur face never works out right!
we all laugh and she know i really didn`t mean it but i don know when an oprotunity is there i take it. like this
science teacher: says something about "cute and cuddly" animals
boy: i would love to cuddle a panda!
me: in bed
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