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So proud and honest.
I stand before sadden souls.
You just come with me.

The day was long, yes,
But I am happy to be done
And on armor games

Just be happy. Chill...
Settle down on internet.
And then eat a cat.

I was already!
Happy, I mean. Cats taste gross.
Thats nasty Acmed.

What is wrong with you?
Cats are a great sensation.
In my big stomach >:]

Eating cats again?
That is not the way to go.
Eat something nicer.

I'll eat something nice...
*Eats Peanut butter Jelly*
That was not cool dude...

Try some carribou,
Or maybe wooly mammoth,
Just don't eat more cats!

I wanna eat cats.
Whatever I fancy so.
You is too noobish.

Fine go and eat cats.
Do I look like I care? No.
I might eat puppies.

That is fine by me.
A cat Thanksgiving feast! YUM!
I'm a sick, sick, man.

Haikus (what's the plural of haiku?) are the worst
Thing ever to come out of
Japan, yup, uh huh.

What did you just say?
The best Japanese poems?
Not liked by people?

:O

Germany sausage,
is good for me, strong like ox
hippopotamus

(what's the plural of haiku?)