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murasaki9
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I love writing Haikus. My best friend taught me how to write them. He said ' It's not that hard. All you have to do is learn.' So I did and I fell in love with them. Here's my first Haiku:

Clear like Crystals
It is clear, you know
that what some don't know, we do
albeit, they will.
03/21/11

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acmed
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No one has answers.
We all live in a question.
Who took my ferret?

dair5
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Shepherd

Alas, you are wrong.
I can answer all questions.
I took your ferret.

cablecar1
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Nomad

I will rain bacon
Upon all ferret stealers.
You are welcome Dair.

acmed
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Nomad

Make it rain bacon!
For the love of all Jesus!
Breakfast forever!

mrTrippy
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Nomad

Make it rain bacon?
No do not do that it hurts.
Why? Hot greasy meat.

cablecar1
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Nomad

What... of all Jesus?
What the heck does that mean, man?
No bacon to yuh...

acmed
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Nomad

Fun hot greasy meat.
Don't be fooled young grasshopper.
Bacon is safe......ish

mrTrippy
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Nomad

It may be safe-ish,
but the burns hurt very bad.
It is yummy though.

dair5
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Shepherd

Doo da le doo oo
I'm sick. Do da le raa, so
sick. Of writing you.

From the amazing mind of a sick man. The syllables are probably off and everything.

acmed
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Nomad

Careless Haiku'er.
You should go poop out babies.
INAPPROPRIATE! DDDDDD

mrTrippy
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Nomad

Poop out babies?
Ok, this is getting weird.
I might just leave here...

acmed
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Nomad

Yeah, just walk away.
Effortless Haikus? AW YEAH!
Let the games begin.

dair5
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Shepherd

Wrong my naive fool.
The proper term is "Haiku".
Challenge accepted.

dair5
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Shepherd

Ehem.

Rain down my short throat.
The regret down my long mind.
Neither reaches end.

Your turn

mrTrippy
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I said I might leave,
but since you have challenged me
I will be here, bro.

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