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Everypony knows
That I eat pegasisters.
Om nom nom nom nom.

I'm not hungry now.
My grumbles just went away.
But I'm thirsty now.

So you're thirsty, eh?
Then drink this, knave! *Throws a
Can of paint at her*

That seemed a bit rude.
Paint isn't a good drink choice:
Have eggnog instead.

(also your middle line was only 6 syllables)

And you call me rude?
You're the one whose pointing out
Everyone's mistakes.

No, just your mistakes.
You're supposed to be a pro
And shouldn't mess up.

I'm only human.
You would be wise to realize
That. Don't be so picky.

In a Spyro game
there was a level where all the
people spoke haikus.

I'm out of eggnog.
No more noggy eggieness!
I've still got cider.

I took down the lights
That decorated my house.
I am very cold.

Music to the ear.
Wonders of inspiration
Voices of angels.

Darn Professor Oak
Cuddle Fuddle really is
Stuck in my head now...
>.<

Release your mind, now.
Let what you want inside you.
Let the hatred out.

The weeping angels?
Because those scare me to death.
They're so scary, man.

No fear for angels.
Only fear of the devil,
Who kills the angels.