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That I thought Michael Jackson really was white.

I used to think teachers lived under their desk.

i thought that dark was light ang light was dark. HAHA

I thought that God lived in the merry-go-round in Mary Poppins. You'd have to watch the movie to figure out why.

You know how when you were a kid and you lost a tooth, you'd put it under your pillow and your parents would replace it with a money?

Well, when I was a kid, I knew the tooth fairy wasn't real. That'd be silly. Almost as silly as my theory of what happened. I tried to stay up all night and see what happened. I failed, and fell asleep, but the next morning I thought I had been up all night. So, the tooth was gone, a coin was there. My conclusion? Teeth must transform into coins when put under pillows.

What's funniest about this isn't how I could believe this, but that I believed in this because the tooth fairy was unrealistic.

I thought checks were random free money. You just put whatever amount you needed into the box and there it was.

I thought you didn't have to pay back what you spent form credit cards :P

Lol i my parents once told me if I wear socks in bed and sleep in them, my brain will get smaller...Im not taking any chances...

I thought that if you got to fat your stomach will turn onto a ballon and you will fly away and/or explode.

I thought you didn't have to pay back what you spent form credit cards :P

I thought that if you drank a fluid while going pee you would pee forever until you stopped drinking. haha

You could if you messed around with your insides.

i also thought that when i was sick my body would say no sick and the germs said yes sick and they kept argueing lolz

I thought that when you fax something to someone, the letter flies up in the air to the person you wanted to send it to lol.