I used to think that musciscians lived in the radio.
I used to think that magical door bell elves lived in my door bell, and when the button was pushed small jots of electricity would force them to ring a bell.
I also used to think that some guy lived in the ATM and gave you free money.
well i used to think that inside those big electric boxes was some type of electric monster that was captured and was being used to give energy to everyone else. also if you tried to free the monster it would turn on you and electrocute you.
I used to think that people who worked at stores lived there because whenever I went to a store they would always be there. I thought the same about teachers too.