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Being a pirate results in scurvy, seasickness, universal hatred and a good chance of dying before you're 30... Ninjas are better.

Being a pirate isn't that bad I mean yeah it's breaking a ton of laws and stuff. And you're want for a ton of crimes. But it's still fun. Sword Fighting Looking for gold and sailing, And blowing up other bad ships that come your way.

I like ninjas better cuz they got stealth and a cool outfit with tons of gadgets whereas pirates have a wooden leg and an eyecap

Yeah Ninjas are cool as well. I've see a lot of ninja movies. And I like them also. They do have good gadgets and stuff.

Ninja. Pirates go around making a lot of noise and missing, but ninjas hide in the dark for a long time waiting for you, then silently kill you.

also, pirates can be easily shot. ninja's know that speed is the essence and that they need to dodge that bullet unlike pirates who don't see the hit coming.

i hate these kind of decisions, pirates of the Caribbean have won me over because of all the wisecracks and funny jokes, but ninjas for the awesome silentness and stealth.

if you want ninja humor, read naruto. especially shippuden when sai comes along. so funny i lmao'd

Pirates are good too but to end this discussion once and for all, the majority of this thread says that

*drrrrumrrroll*

Ninja's are better!