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zakyman
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zakyman
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Explain it.

Any more???

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Kasic
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No, the best way to kill a joke is this.

Person one: Says joke

Person two: What? I don't get it.

Person one: Explains

Person two: OH!

Person two: Retells joke

master565
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Best way to kill a joke is to say "i don't get it" after the joke.

knight_34
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My favourite ways of killing a joke are either by reversal or cleverly smothering it with the truth in a way that it makes the person who came up with the joke a laughing stock.

deathopper
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Best way to kill a joke-nemesis style!

Person 1:Tells joke
Person 2:You're an unfunny little biter, you know that!
Person 1:Weeps in the corner

And how to kill a joke with a stranger.

Person 1:Tells joke
Person 2:Not funny.
Person 1:Maybe I should explain it to you.
Person 2:No, it's just not funny. Walks away

deathopper
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biter


That was supposed to be buger.

And another way to kill a joke.

Person 1:Tells joke
Person 2idn't get it. Walks away. Tells the same joke to person 3 just close enough to be heard by person 1
Person 1:Fells like a loser after person 2 and 3 laugh their ***** of
johnmerz
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[quote=master565]Best way to kill a joke is to say "i don't get it" after the joke.[/quote]
I agree with you on that one, except I would capitalize the "i". lol

iMogwai
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Best way to kill a joke is to say "i don't get it" after the joke.


Especially if you're the one who told the joke.

Another way to kill a joke would be to correct yourself all the time.

Example:
Person 1: "A duck walked into a bar. Or wait, I think it was a turtle. Yeah, a turtle walked into a bar. Except he didn't walk into the bar, he walked up to the bar. Wait, he ran up to the bar..."
*Person 2 slaps person 1 across the face with a cactus.*
machinesway
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Would anybody like to hear a story about a bridge.

sambam
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sambam
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Nomad

When the person says the joke say what then when he repeats it say what again.

gaboloth
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@Imogwai
http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/61be826a250a102d94d7001438c0f03b
Sorry, but Calvin came first :P

iMogwai
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Sorry, but Calvin came first :P


I'm sure people failed at telling jokes long before Calvin, so I don't think he was first.

Another way to kill a joke is to laugh your *** off while telling the story.
Arcanus444
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Walk away before the punchline.

master565
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Person 1: (your mom joke here)
Person 2: my mom is dead.

xeano321
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When you tell a joke to someone, then they try to improve it by trying to make it funnier.

hokzwijn
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hokzwijn
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The best way to kill the start of a joke is:

Person 1o you know what's so funny?

Person 2/You: Yes.

Lololololol

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