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When everyone's laughing say "I don't get it." then 10 seconds later say "Oh! I get it now."
The joke will always die.

HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY KILL A JOKE:

Victim: WHY DID THE JELLY GO INTO THE RESTROOM
Now fake a laugh and say loudly that the joke was so funny.
Make sure to laugh at his face directly! Bonus points if you vomit, fart, have bad breath or sick.

fake a heart attack the perosn might panic and take you to a hospital but it will definitly kill the joke

lol get it would "kill" the joke

haha wow that is lame haha but still funny

say it over and over again to the people who are saying it or come up with some cheezy joke about it

Forget the punch line and change the subject.

Joke teller: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Joke reciever: Why?
Joke teller:...
Joke reciever: ?
Joke teller: Lets get a cheeseburger.

person 1 *tells hilarious joke*

person 2 *slaps person 1*

person 1 what waz that-

person 2 *slpas person 1 again*

person 1 seriously stop!

person 2 fine

person 1 thank-

person 2 *slaps person 1 again!*

as u can tell this will go on for awhile...

As the person is telling the joke randomly interrupt.

A person tells you a joke
You say thats not funny
Walk Away

Very simple.

Well, I think the best way to kill a joke is to stab it with a knife in the heart.

Or maybe throw it off a 500-foot cliff.

Or maybe run it over with your pickup truck.

Yup. That's what you guys are talking about, right? :P

best way is do what my friend dose... just say (soz if offends anyone but its what he sais)

joke: knock knock
whos there?
nan
kill: my nan has cancer
both of us: ......

A good way to kill a joke as you are telling it is to either act as if it's the funniest thing ever or tell it with no emotion whatsoever.

Use extreme sarcasm.

P1:A man walks into a bar, the other one ducks
Me: BWAHAHAHA He's walking and then the.. HAHAHAHAHA theres a bar there HAHAHAHA.

See!(the joke is the bar is a metal bar and the first person walks into the metal bar).

Explain it in blunt detail.

Kill the person who is telling the joke. It always works.