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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Hypermnestra
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I almost named him Viktor Kalashnikov.......

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HHU05_zo3Pw/S0eLRGE-vbI/AAAAAAAAAnE/2HzMn6slGgM/s400/552.jpg

V: "I already said I do......."

"Yep. Rooskaya Kooltoora at its finest, ladies and gentlemen."
Dragonblaze052
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Cassio is knocked on his *** again and can't get up.

You have never heard of Mikhail Kalashnikov?

Hypermnestra
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You have never heard of Mikhail Kalashnikov?

Of course I have, the inventor of the AK-47.
It's just that...so much fail...
You took your character's last name from a rifle?
Also, you do realize that "von" is German, not Russian, right?
Germans and Russians aren't big fans of one another.

Cassio is knocked on his *** again and can't get up.

"Hey! That was a compliment, you govniuk!"
SirNoobalot
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So.... can Ig et the definitive answer on the racial skill points?
Also, for the max ranks in a skill, it would be class level +3 or ECL +3?

Dragonblaze052
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Viktor helps him up.
V: "Sorry. I forgot you were so weak."

You took your character's last name from a rifle?

No, my subconscious almost did until I recognized what I was typing.

Also, you do realize that "von" is German, not Russian, right?


I know. I am not an idiot.

Germans and Russians aren't big fans of one another.


Germany and Russia do not exist in D&D. Besides, you found him wearing a South Asian headdress and a Middle American poncho. I am obviously blending flavors...
Hypermnestra
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I know. I am not an idiot.

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that...

V: "Sorry. I forgot you were so weak."

Cass grumbles something.
SirNoobalot
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No, my subconscious almost did until I recognized what I was typing.


Become the master of your subconscious self.

Besides, you found him wearing a South Asian headdress


As those of male followers of Sikhism or those worn by the Arabian peoples & associated with terrorists?
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Ah, what is wrong, Meek One?"

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that...

I know you didn't. You are just a slight bit condescending at time and I understand that. It happens to the best of us, that being the two of us.
Hypermnestra
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As those of male followers of Sikhism or those worn by the Arabian peoples & associated with terrorists?

The following phrase could very well be the most offensive non-swearing thing ever, of all time, to two separate peoples.
...Rabbi Towelhead?

V: "Ah, what is wrong, Meek One?"

"What did he do to you?"
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Vat do you mean, Meek Von?"
(decided to start typing the way he sounds in my head)

As those of male followers of Sikhism or those worn by the Arabian peoples & associated with terrorists?

http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/mortal-kombat-deception/raiden.jpg

Noobs, I have checked and Skills are calculated individually for each class, so use HD+3.
Hypermnestra
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V: "Vat do you mean, Meek Von?"

"The wizard! What did he do to you?"
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Oh... He made me a Vampire, but not a Vampire."

Hypermnestra
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V: "Oh... He made me a Vampire, but not a Vampire."

"But more powerful?"
SirNoobalot
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Finished my Knight .

Kyr stands up.
"What happened?"

Dragonblaze052
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V: "Nein. Not more poverful, less veak."
(Intentional, don't attack me.)

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