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DesertHyena
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This is basically the same game as the one that has been running for quite a while, but it will be all official material, no house rules or non-rulebook sources of any kind, and I may enforce mandatory characters if things get too far out of hand (TRF has said that things were getting carried away in the other game). I also want chracter and OOC dialouge to be better managed, in other words don't fill this game up with a bunch of meaningless chatter (If all you want to do is talk about something, do it in the other game). New players are always welcome, and in fact encouraged, even if you don't own any of the books or know any of the rules. If any new players want to join, see the other game for rules, give me a race and class, and I will take care of the rest. As soon as at least 4 characters are made, this game will begin. The module I am using is a DCC, known as "The Black Pearl" (and I don't mean the ship from Pirates of the Caribbean)

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Hypermnestra
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V: "Nein. Not more poverful, less veak."

"What is your first language?"
Dragonblaze052
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He seems to think for a second.
V: "I vas raised on Common asvell as two variations native to the Rhimeland. Vhy do you ask?"

Hypermnestra
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V: "I vas raised on Common asvell as two variations native to the Rhimeland. Vhy do you ask?"

"Just curious. You have a strange accent, no offense."
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Ah... Is it me vif the accent or is it you?"

SirNoobalot
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This accent is a painfully stereotypical one, not real or accurate....

Hypermnestra
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This accent is a painfully stereotypical one, not real or accurate....

Justa rike fake Asian accent!
But seriously, let him have his fun. It doesn't really matter.
Dragonblaze052
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The accent is a combination of two different stereotypes...
If you wish me to stop accentuating his speech, I will. It will make my job easier.

Justa rike fake Asian accent!

If this wasn't currently an Asian dominated thread.......


DH is back.
Hypermnestra
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The accent is a combination of two different stereotypes...

German und Russian!

If you wish me to stop accentuating his speech, I will. It will make my job easier.

You can if you want to.

If this wasn't currently an Asian dominated thread.......

NEVER.
Dragonblaze052
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Are you going to reply to Viktor?

German und Russian!

*gives Hyper a cookie*

NEVER.

*sigh*
You should know by now that I love Asians.......
Hypermnestra
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V: "Ah... Is it me vif the accent or is it you?"

"No, I'm pretty sure it's you."

You should know by now that I love Asians.......

Even so, no one is allowed to use Asian stereotypes but Asians!
Just like you could make cracks about Bible Belt rednecks but I couldn't, and I could joke about Utahs, Mormons, and polygamy, but not you.
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V: "Come to my home and you will see that I have no accent and it is the people from here that have accents."
(Just use your imagination to give him the accent...)

Even so, no one is allowed to use Asian stereotypes but Asians!

I will say this one time and one time only, so please pay attention.
It does not matter what race you are or where you're from, either a joke is acceptable or not. It depends not on what is said, nor how it is said, but the intent behind it. If I were to make an Asian joke, it would not be in bad spirits as I consider you, Noobs and Tacky as good friends and would never intentionally insult you. I have stopped telling all Asian jokes because Tacky was once accidentally offended by something I said a few months back and I felt incredibly bad about it. I have since not made a single Asian joke among any company I keep out of respect for her. I may be an *** at times, but it is all meant in humor and I am far too kind hearted to intentionally insult anybody that I consider to be a friend.
That was originally planned as two sentences...
Hypermnestra
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I will say this one time and one time only, so please pay attention.
It does not matter what race you are or where you're from, either a joke is acceptable or not. It depends not on what is said, nor how it is said, but the intent behind it. If I were to make an Asian joke, it would not be in bad spirits as I consider you, Noobs and Tacky as good friends and would never intentionally insult you. I have stopped telling all Asian jokes because Tacky was once accidentally offended by something I said a few months back and I felt incredibly bad about it. I have since not made a single Asian joke among any company I keep out of respect for her. I may be an *** at times, but it is all meant in humor and I am far too kind hearted to intentionally insult anybody that I consider to be a friend.

I agree with you, but I meant as far as the general social contract goes. People have gotten fired for stupid reasons like that.
And yeah, I generally don't do things like that because I know some people are more sensitive than others.

That was originally planned as two sentences...

I think that if you took out all the periods and replaced them with commas, it could still be managed as two giant run-ons.

V: "Come to my home and you will see that I have no accent and it is the people from here that have accents."

"About that, I'd rather keep my extremities frostbite-free, thanks."
SirNoobalot
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That was originally planned as two sentences...


YOU DISONHO FAMIRY! FAIRURE!
:P

"The tongue and voice adjusts accordingly to the language it grew up with, you can't say who does or doesnt't have an accent without being relative in location."
Hypermnestra
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YOU DISONHO FAMIRY! FAIRURE!

Did you see that new South Park episode with the Chinese guy and the Japanese guy? Hilarious. I kept waiting for a Korean to walk in and get whaled on by both of them, but it never happened.

Japanese Guy: "I hava no honor reft!"
*jumps off building to commit suicide*
Japanese Guy*on the way down to death*: DIS ISA STEREOTYPEEE!!!!! *splat*

"The tongue and voice adjusts accordingly to the language it grew up with, you can't say who does or doesnt't have an accent without being relative in location."

"Keep your philosophy to yourself, Sigmund."
Dragonblaze052
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V: "Vodka!"
He tosses Cass a bottle.

I think that if you took out all the periods and replaced them with commas, it could still be managed as two giant run-ons.

I mean it turned into a rant. I actually took a bit and a few profanities out of it. Seems I missed one.

I agree with you, but I meant as far as the general social contract goes. People have gotten fired for stupid reasons like that.

Finally, I find somebody with a like mind in this matter. We are fewer than you would think...

And yeah, I generally don't do things like that because I know some people are more sensitive than others.

Because, you are nice.
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