I'd find a fountain, wish for 2 cents, then stick my hand in and take as many pennies as I possibly could.
Though it would still be 2 cents less than it would have been had I not been ever so careless as to lose those 2 cents from before. The pennies may fill the gap financially, but they will never fill that little hole in my heart.
Ha, ha everyone's soooo funny?
Why is there a question mark in that statement? You're making it sound like we're stating that we're funny and you're questioning it.
If I lost two cents, I'd type in on Google, 'where are my two cents' and hopefully I'll find out with directions on how to get there and local traffic and weather reports