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genericguest
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Nomad

I'm going to a wedding in a few hours and i don't know what to do
add replies that have to be gentlemanly
I'm young so nothing overkill like
Its also a Muslims wedding so do not,and I mean not post anything that's disgraceful to the occasion,Muslims tend to take things seriously,I would know I am one
Be quick and to the point!

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DarkGamer99
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Nomad

LOL FloydTC that is sick and funny. Just walk around and talk.

Sarquann
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Peasant

Watch the movie "The Princess Bride" and then make fun of the preacher with quotes from that movie. Its hilarious

JohnGarell
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be yourself


I think I've never; in my whole life been myself. It's so long deep inside me that I've forgot it.
deathopper
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I think I've never; in my whole life been myself. It's so long deep inside me that I've forgot it.


Wow that's sad. That's really, really sad.

Anyhoo, to the OP. I'm a Muslim to so I know were your coming. Even if I've only been to one weeding when I was five.
You could talk to people, dance, eat and just enjoy it. If you're relatives with the bride and grooms you could talk to them and congratulate them. Or if socializing's not you're thing, you could stay in the corner and eat or "go to the bathroom" and play games on your phone.
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Tell them that you hope all their ups and down are under the covers.


HAHAHA, that's funny. I'm going to use that as a toast at the next wedding I go to!
jets99
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umm... if u are the bride/groom a great thing to do is get married. dont leave your soon to be husband/wife at the alter and... thats it

if u are a guest just watch them get married (sorry i don t know how musslim weddings work or if they r the sameas catholic)

DarkGamer99
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Nomad

Just be your self. That is all. Dance to music and so on.

GhostOfMetal
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embarrass the newly weds as much as possible.

oh and everything else listed above

but dont eat all the cake, u just might lose a friend...
and dont get drunk, bad things WILL happen, (not are likely to happen, will happen)
thats about it

DarkGamer99
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Nomad

I've been drunk at many weddings. And it wasn't good at all. But I had a great time.

Joe96
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It depends who is getting married. If you know anyone else (like cousins) just hang out with them at the party afterwords. That's what when my cousin got married and it was pretty fun, because I don't get to see them a whole lot.

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Nomad

Wear a costume and argue that everybody else is wrong. Print up a fake invitation to a costume party at the same location and date if you're really daring.

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NEVER I REPEAT, NEVER MAKE A DEROGATORY COMMENT ABOUT THE BRIDE EVER. IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU. I learned that the hard way.

ColdMold
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The last wedding I went to was like 5 years ago.... I guess you just eat food and talk to people

chitown
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Don't act any differently then you would normally. Try to have a good time.

darkrai097
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Put cyanide/arsenic/mercury/lead/thallium/chlorine/plutonium in the cake.
*Nerd alert* Six of those seven poisons I listed are elements.
(Note: Please don't do this, and if you do, don't blame it on me.)
Real answer:
Just be normal. Congratulate the bride and groom, and eat food, if there is food. I'm assuming there will be food.

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