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urstupid404
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what would you do if you saw one in your house ?

i would scoop one up with some paper towels and flush it in the toilet so he'll drown! >

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jets99
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I hate bugs so I would screem and make someone else kill it and then I would get my house checked to make sure there was never one again

urstupid404
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wow, failure, man like i said b4 flush down toilet!!!
ahh the toilet, not the toilet!!!!!!!

knight_34
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It's a waste of water flushing down a cockroach. You might as well dispose of them in some sort of bag.

DarkGamer99
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Step on it with my foot and kill it that way.

firedragon64
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or u can torture it by wounding it, spray bug spray on it,then put it in a transparent container.Then watch it die

gaboloth
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I'm easily scared by moving cockroaches, if I saw one it would probably have the time to escape before I try to kill him. But they are funny when they are upside down and they have no way to turn themselves, I often wait a lot giggling at their evolutionary failure before squashing them.

HahiHa
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evolutionary failure

Maybe they can't turn around when upside down, but their general evolutionary fitness is a thousand times as high as ours

If I saw a cockroach in my house, I'd catch it with a glass and feed it to one of my birdspiders.. mwahahaha
DarkGamer99
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Lucky for me I don't have Cockroaches where I am. But if I did I'm pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

KFK
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Don't mess with cockroaches...
I once saw a huge one in my toilet (not in Sweden) and it was feeding.

I probably wouldn't do anything, maybe just take it outside and throw it into the hands of mother nature, or just kill it and then throw it into the trash.

EmperorPalpatine
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Put some lit thermite on it!

knight_34
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That's overkill. Why waste it on a measely cockroach?

Maverick4
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http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGeCBU8bHD75iiQ4-lyrpO4x8V3j-6m6G7Yzk-cb_SKdMGEkQ

'nuff said.

ShardRaldevius
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I would go get my fireaxe to land some critical plus fire damage hits on it LOL

HOCKEYBOY10
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cockroaches usually have disease so i would step on it and call an exterminator

ComradeWolf
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I got cockroaches in my house. Im thinking of making an orchestra of dramatic theatre out of all the buggers but I can't be arsed to round them all up at the moment.


In reality, I don't really give a crap. Im working or out in the city too much to bother.

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