Forums → The Tavern → what would you do if you saw a cockroach in your house?

Use my V.A.T.S system, aim for the head, and mini-nuke the cockroach.

/fallout reference

But really, I would just pick it up and trow it outside. I don't really kill bugs.

This is what i would do;

Cockoroach: What a beautiful kitchen
Me: Mwahahahahah(Clicks button on remote)
Cockaroach looking out window ) aaaaaahhhhhh. WAIT! Is that a bo-(BOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
Me: Hydrogen Bomb, works every time.

step on it

If you have a cat let your cat eat it.

Call out the spider!!!

id probably shout and call my mom to HELP me put it outside of the house without killing it or touching it. its a pretty entertaining show to see us both trying to do something like that.

I'd make it watch me play this game.

Have my dog eat it

I'd probably grab it with a napkin and throw it outside.

id step on it like any normal human being...

Holy crap! That picture almost sent me to the sanatorium!

With the roaches around here what you don't want to do is throw a brick at them, your just giving them a weapon.

Are you all kidding me? Roaches are impervious to everything.

Then I'd convince my parents to run it over with their car

Put some lit thermite on it!

I would put it in a jar and keep it as a pet.

I would feed it to a spider or some other creatures that eats then.

BURN IT!!! I don't care if part of my house catches on fire, I'm burning it!!!

use a magnifinng glass